** Preliminary **
Bylaws Of The Grillbillies Men's Club
The bullets in white are what we really mean!
Because We Are MEN!!
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Members shall, at all times, be respectable and beyond reproach.
Members shall, at all times, be Testicled Buick sized Cockroach.
Membership is restricted to "membered" Grillbillies.
Members must be of the male persuasion or some reasonable facsimile.
Members shall not contribute to the morals of a delinquent.
Members shall not talk about "feelings" or other sissy stuff in official meetings.
Members may grunt as often as they feel is necessary to emphasize a point.
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